Definitely not about carrots

I was recently reading "Look" magazine, like you do. And they suggested that Nicola Roberts (aka The Pasty one from Girls Aloud) has taken over from Karen Gillan as the hottest red-head around.

I strongly disagree with this.

Nicola Roberts

 Not because Nicola Roberts is in any way unattractive, but because Karen Gillan is properly hot.

Karen Gillan

And it appears the BBC don't need much of an excuse for her to get her legs out.

Here is a quote from Mark Twain, I don't get it:

While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.