Instant - My Arse

Spotted "Imodium instant" in the shop this morning. I thought, "Instant relief" that sounds impressive.

Then I read "under1 hour". That's not instant, that is within an hour. If I bought some "instant" relief, I would expect that as soon as I swallowed nothing more would fall out of my bottom. But then they moderate it with their lame "1 hour".

I should make two things clear before anybody gets the wrong impression.

1. I realise the "instant" refers to the melting in the mouth, not the drugs effectiveness.
2. I don't personally have any trouble in that department at the moment.

In other news: Come on Bonnie!