But if you are visiting, and just happen to be a nudist, then I hope you watched the Hotel Inspector this week. There could be no better set-up for the Channel 5 pun writers. And they didn't disappoint. Here are the ones I noticed, there were probably more.
- The cracks are beginning to show
- Eager beavers
- Improve the bottom line
- Meat and two veg (that was something about the food if you were unsure)
- The fire-pit is an ideal place to roast your chestnuts.
- Sagging profits
- Salad isn't the only thing that comes undressed
- well-clipped bush
- rude awakening
- Is the end in sight?
- [She] uncovered dull decor, ...
- Get exposure (on the internet and radio)
I am going to end my blog there. You could say the end is in sight.
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